Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Happy Halloween!

Bwhahahaha!


This Halloween, I bring you stupid Halloween jokes to amuse (irritate) friends and coworkers (Have any really good Halloween jokes? Put them in the comments!)

Also, Halloween just isn't Halloween without spooky sounds (the "This is Halloween" mp3 is awesome). Here are some cool (and free) Jack o Lantern and pumpkin carving patterns for all your pumpkin carving needs as well.

Last but not least, here be a Halloween desktop wallpaper designed by yours truly (blogger isn't allowing me to post photos, not sure why but decided to just go around them and use photobucket instead). Here's another, designed on request (not all that Halloweenish in my opinion though still kinda cool).

Last Halloween I shared a terrific Halloween link (extreme pumpkin carving comes to mind) so go digging in those archives for some extra spooky fun.

Hope everyone has a fantastic Halloween, I'm off to hack...er...I mean carve a pumpkin. ;)

Halloween UpdateI- If, like me, you have fooled around til the very last moment and still haven't carved your pumpkin, I just stumbled upon yet another fabulous website chock full of terrific (printable) Jack o Lantern patterns (scroll down to the faces, good stuff) complete with directions and helpful tips at the bottom of the page.

Halloween UpdateII- So I chose the "rolling eye" Jack o Lantern carving pattern even though it was a little large for my short and plump pumpkin and now everyone says my Jack looks like a splody tard. Grr!

Halloween UpdateIII- Due to popular demand (ok, just Insolublog), I give you the brand new (yeah I totally recycled older art...but in a brand new way) Spooky Fishnet/Kennedy Dagger Halloween wallpaper.

You can run, Teddy, but you can't hide!

18 comments:

Tyler D. said...

That is a very cool wallpaper. Happy Halloween Uber!

Uber said...

Hiya Tyler. :) Thanks and back at ya!

fmragtops said...

Happy Halloween! Very cool stuff Uber.

Insolublog said...

I thought the second one was quite Halloweenish. How about Uber in black fishnets, sporting that strap-on Kennedy dagger? (I may have requested this before). Somehow the image sits in my mind like a Hitchcock projection.

RT said...

Great one...Happy Halloween.

Uber said...

FM- Thanks and you have a delightfully spooky Halloween. :)

Insolu- You aren't suggesting black fish nets and Kennedy daggers are just for Halloween are ya?! ;)

rt- You too, Happy Halloween.

Dr. Phat Tony said...

Glad you're back posting on a semi-regular basis. Happy Halloween.

Uber said...

Happy Halloween Doc, thanks. :)

Damian G. said...

Happy Pumpkin Day! Go egg some houses!

Ssssteve said...

Wow! Happy halloweenie day!! Cool pics! Wyatt is going to splode! HA

linda said...

I also like the pics. I take it that wasn't waterproof mascara! heh
The only joke I remember is too long to write! You've probably already heard it anyway!

Happy Halloweenie! (I should've beat Ssssteve here!)

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Some very cool pics Uber.
Happy Halloween!! :)

Uber said...

Damian- Don't make me tell you that story my gramma always tells about how they were so poor growing up that they just stayed home on Halloween and ate their eggs. (there are waaayy longer versions she makes up as she goes)haha

Ssssteve- Thanks, hope you had a good one!

Lin- Thanks, get many little beggers on your doorstep last night? (I live so far out that I only got one that wasn't specifically invited to my home for the evening...and that was the first one since moving here).

CUG- Thanks, hope yours was great. :)

Insolublog said...

Sweet. And you put a Hitchcock black and white motif on it as well. Bonus!

Peakah said...

Happy Hulloween Uber! Amazing wallpaper! You gots like talent and stuff...

linda said...

No small ghouls! We're off the beaten path and they'd have to drive to find us, so no monsters!

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

No pre-election post? :(

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

No post-election post? :(