Friday, November 10, 2006

Oh My!

Those wicked, nasty Dems have taken over the House (and it seems the Senate, too!).
I know a lot of you are depressed by this.

Insol is keeping a stiff upper lip.
Wyatt is on suicide watch.
Jimmyb is cleaning his guns, and preparing to say good-bye to them.
Doctor Phat Tony is terminating another goat to lay food in for a l-o-n-g socialist winter.

It's really rather sad...

So, sporting my best Uber-attitude, I want to present to you some of the upsides of this whole socio-political debacle.

1. The comedic opportunities are going to be almost unlimited for the next 700+ days.

2. You won't have to take your kids to horror movies any more. They can watch Nancy Pelosi on C-SPAN for 10 hours a day.

3. Terrorist are going to be so happy, they will only kill 3/4 of the people they would normally kill.

4. Abortion clinic stocks will go through the roof! As disgusting as this is, the financial implications are guaranteed to make some hell-bound investors very happy.

5. Your taxes will go up, but because the economy is going to go down, you will still end up paying the same amount, because you'll be making less money. See, it all balances out.

6. The rights of many new heretofore unrecognized minorities will now be protected. Soon, EVERYONE will have special rights. Well, except for you white men, but you know how that goes. They are even going to have affirmative action for those odd people with the one blue and one brown eye! And about darned time, too.

So cheer up folks! We have many opportunities, and the comfort that in two years, we will have our revenge!! :)
Now where is my leather Christmas outfit...?

25 comments:

Phat said...

I'm working on a post for today being veteran's day and all. I don't have much to say about the election though. I'm not surprised that the Republicans couldn't hold on to the house or senate. They couldn't hold on to their base much less the votes needed to win.

Dr. Phat Tony said...

I'm working on a post for today being veteran's day and all. I don't have much to say about the election though. I'm not surprised that the Republicans couldn't hold on to the house or senate. They couldn't hold on to their base much less the votes needed to win.

Dr. Phat Tony said...

I think blogger is trying to say I'm fat, the first time it seemed to leave off the Tony which is the most important part.

RT said...

Number two is awesome! I think the men-folk will be distracted from their sorrow by your last sentence.

Ssssteve said...

Uber, love the list! I think RT is right though! HA

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

There are going to be Christmas pictures, right?

Wyatt Earp said...

"Now where is my leather Christmas outfit...?"

I'm sorry. I must have passed out. Where am I? What day is it?

Insolublog said...

Since there will be an enormous 700+ days of delightful comedy material, will the Uber partisan be joining the battle with greater frequency? Inspiring minds want to know.

When can I work up the nerve to tell DPT that I want to replace the Pimp graphic with the High Speed Uber in a shirt ad.

linda said...

LOL Insol! I thought it was obvious.....offer DPT a goat!

I hope the leather suit comes with a whip....you'll need it with these "animals"! heh

Insolublog said...

Don't you think Uber's ad is so much cooler, linda? I do. Unless she objects... real soon... with some more attention to her blog, I'll have to take unilateral action.

linda said...

I vote go with it!

If you haven't seen the video LMC has posted about the Dimwits..go see! It's hilarious! I think it may be funnier than the one with Rumsfeld! Or maybe equally funny!

Uber said...

Doc- I agree, with your first comment that is, not with blogger's rude assessment of your phatness. heh

RT- As this was a guest blogger post via the CUG...I find this somewhat disturbing (ok, ok, I did say "go cheer everyone up"). ;)

Ssssteve- Thanks but all credit and promises of a leather Christmas go to jimmyb. (wonder if he'll don the gas mask as well? ha!)

Wyatt- This is the day you got all distracted and woozy over the very idea of jimmyb decked in Miss Santa leather...mark it on your calender. lol

CUG- Pretty schlick aren't ya? lol And of course there will be Christmas photos! (And thanks so much for guest blogging. :) )

Insolu- Thanks! ;) I will be blogging much more regularly as soon as the fried hd in my real pc is replaced due to 700+ days of comedy material and a smoother online experience. (And I don't think Doc really cares how we pimp, just so long as we pimp his plumpness! I kid, I kid..)

Lin- We think alike, my first thought about the leather Christmas "fantasy" was "Well, maybe...but I'll def need a whip!" Bwahahaha

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

It was my pleasure, Uber. :)
Thanks for asking!!

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

BTW, my steel-toed boots are leather, and my belt and a couple of holsters.

That's about it, so you are on your own! ;)

faded_glory47 said...

What a rotten trick pulled here. Still, it was a hoot! Sometimes it does pay to procrastinate when commenting. Will be great to see you back out here Frau Uber. Now go unfry that HD quick.

Insolublog said...

It's Uber on the sidebar then!

Peakah said...

3. Terrorist are going to be so happy, they will only kill 3/4 of the people they would normally kill.

That is quite cheritable considering now that they have the greenlight to regroup, rearm, and reorganize... resting assured that they have taken our best shot, survived it, while we have now exposed our soft underbelly...

linda said...

Does this mean we just had a glimpse of the feminine side of jimmyb?

Peakah said...

please no, don't expose jimmyb's effeminate side... we've seen enough of that already... C'mon, have you seen that guys site lately? *wickedgrin*

What we want to see is Uber putting the X back in X-mas!

Peakah said...

ok ok ok... but she started it!

She knows exactly what she's doing...

wrecksE said...

Well when you put it like that...

linda said...

I'm confused! The X in Xmas stands for Christ, doesn't it? And she started it...do you mean her Uberness or jimmyb? Are you studying too hard? heh Explain yourself! (If you can!)

Peakah said...

^^^^^^ is burnt...

Ssssteve said...

Uber, Happy Thanksgiving girl!!

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Happy Thanksgiving, Uber.
God bless.