Promoting Good Mental Health

10 Sure Signs That Someone Has an Unhealthy Infatuation with John Kerry (is there any other kind?) and May Require an Intervention Reminiscent of the 2004 Presidential Elections

10. Still driving around with a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker.

9. Addressing Senator Kerry as “Mr. President” when they think nobody is listening.

8. Addressing Senator Kerry as “Mr. President” when they know others are listening.

7. Doing so makes them touch themself.

6. Write love songs about Senator Kerry.

5. Sing them.

4. In the shower.

3. Still telling others why Senator Kerry would be a better President than President Bush (mention the “medals” repeatedly of course).

2. Actually wasted precious “touch themself” time going to vote for Senator Kerry.

1. Brag to friends how many times they voted for Kerry (while touching themself).