Words of Wisdom
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
~Joey Adams
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
~Evan Davis
Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
~Robert Frost
When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
~Lenny Bruce
Communism is like one big phone company.
~Lenny Bruce
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
~Ronald Reagan
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
~Unknown
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
~Rita Rudner
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
~Marquis de la Grange
A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
~Caskie Stinnett
Never eat more than you can lift.
~Miss Piggy
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
~Emo Phillips
Ya'll have a great weekend! :)
4 comments:
Rita Rudner always reminded me of a female version of Steven Wright.
The Reagan quote was the best.
What insol said!
Doc is right, the Reagan quote rocks.
I'm going to use that one.
Of course, with a hat tip to you! :)
Thanks CUG...I third Insolu's take on Rita *g*
And absolutely *everything* about Reagan is *always* best.
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