Words of Wisdom

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
~Joey Adams

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
~Evan Davis

Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
~Robert Frost

When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
~Lenny Bruce

Communism is like one big phone company.
~Lenny Bruce

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
~Ronald Reagan

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
~Unknown

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
~Rita Rudner

When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
~Marquis de la Grange

A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
~Caskie Stinnett

Never eat more than you can lift.
~Miss Piggy

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
~Emo Phillips

Ya'll have a great weekend! :)